i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
When your teacher tells you “You had a whole week to study!”
Yes you dirty old lady, i know, but I also have this thing called LIFE. oh and TUMBLR.
SO HOP OFF MY BALLS
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.
this should have more notes.
OMG A WITNESS
i see this guy standing on my poster :)
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
- tumblr: a bunch of lazy funny hormonal moody horny teenagers who have barely any self esteem yet still see themselves as better than everyone else
When I’m famous and I appear on TV…
My parents will be like:
My teachers will be like:
And my classmates, who ignored me for all these years, will be like: